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Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar

UpdateDate:8/23/2012:  Source:SMS in Hindi for cell phone
1:Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai.

2:Devdas ko babu ji ne kaha ghar chod do,Maa ne kaha paro chod do ,Paro ne kaha sharab chod do,Par TUMSE kis ullu ne kaha sms karna chod do…

3:Khushi aap ke liye-gam mere liye,Jindagee aapake liye-maut mere liye,Muskurana aap ke liye-aansu mere liye,Sab kuch aapke liye or aap mere liye.

4:when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din…..

5:Every Mom’s advice to her son …..1960's Mom to her son- beta, apne caste ki ladki.se hi shaadi karna.1970's…… …. Apne religion ki.1980's ……… Apne level ki.1990's ……… Apne desh ki.2000 ……… Apni umar ki.2009 ……… Koi bhi ho,par Ladki se hi karna……. . !!!sahi hai na ? ? ? ?,hindi sms jokes

6:A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 second a woman gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

7:Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare aur na hi Drinking. ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand karti hai.

8:Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay,Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

9:unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi kare hamesha unki baat ka sath de. tabhi unko Pata sakte hai.

10:Kaafi Raat Gaye Ghar Lautane Ke Baad Ravi Ne Minu Se Apni Safai Pesh Karne Ki Koshish Karte Hue Kaha- “Tumhe Pata Hai, Muje Ghar Lautane Me Itni Der Kyo Ho Gayi.”“Janti Hu. Lekin Tum Apni Mangadhat Kahani Sunaakar Apne Dil Ka Boj Halkaa Kar Lo.”,hindi sms jokes

11:Kehte hain ki …… Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.

12:Main hoon Do Numbri, ek se jyaada, teen se kamDikhne mein bevda, bhaagne mein ghoda, aur maarne mein hathoda …. ” ( amazing )

13:During the ensuing conversation she politely refuses your offer…ZOR KA JATKA ZARA DHEERE SE LAGE —– Mirinda

14:A smart girl having a number of boyfriends Yeh hai hamara suraksha chakra – Colgate.

15:aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate kare, aur unko special hone ka ehsas jarur dilaye, isse wo aapki Diwani ho jayegi
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